mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
(via gracefraydeen)
- Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
- Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
- Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
coagulates:
I can never just like something like a normal person, i have to get unhealthily obsessed with it until i like foam at the mouth
(via malikys)
brakhage:
i used to be a person but now i’m a blog
(via malikys)
- me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
- me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
- me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or
spicegirlsofficial:
tell me how im supposed to breathe with no wifi
(via frankyfitz)
have you ever shipped something so hard that you started crying
(Source: ricksantorummpreg, via stewberts)
- everyone: it's just a book
- you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
- Them: look
- Me: I saw that already
disneyforeverlives:
foreveryoungforeverfun:
shavingryansprivates:
when they say the title of the album in a song
or the title of a movie in a scene
Or the title of the book in a chapter
(via p-e-e-e-t-a)
daisyfairy:
googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet
(via people-of-panem)
beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
(via madgirlbackhome)
sakaeguchi:
I always get so nervous whenever I have a message because I think it’s someone finally coming to tell me what a dumbass I am
(via ladymockingbirds)
mageinaglasshouse:
THIS MAN
UNDERSTANDS US
BLESS YOU AND YOUR PERFECTION, SIR.
(Source: black-nata, via darkparadises)
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
(via theongreyjoy-s)
